Bi Facts
- Bisexuals are equipped with a tiny switch hidden on their person, the flipping of said switch changes them from gay to straight. If they upgrade to pansexual they get a dimmer switch.
- Bisexuals fear commitment as it might lead to the discovery of their secret superhero identities
- Bisexuals collect the tears of monosexuals they have deceived in glass vials - the more vials they have, the higher they rank in the community
oh my god i love the internet
also I love inside jokes, like, most people wouldn’t get it, but it would be the best inside joke with the people who did oh my god
"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.
pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company
meanwhile asexuals are friends with everyone. literally every single person on the planet. i do not know how i remember so many names
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biphobe:ugh bisexual women are really just strai--
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me:sTRAIGHT UP BISEXUAL AWW YEAAH [high fives Grace Jones and Anna Paquin while riding a unicorn]